Say What?
How do people come up with some of these alcoholic drink names? Do the drinks really remind them of the name? Maybe the effects of the alcohol make them think of these things? I could sit here and play 20 questions all day long.
I had a conversation with two different people in one hour about various alcoholic drinks. What is interesting to note is that I did not begin any of these conversations. With that being said, I am left sitting here to ponder my drinking possibilities.
Here are some drinks and their recipes (many of which were NOT recently discussed):
"Buttery Nipple"
1 oz DeKuyper® Buttershots liqueur
1/2 oz Irish cream
"Blow Job"
1/4 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
Pour into shot glass, top with whip cream.
"Creamy Sex on the Beach"
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1 1/2 oz pineapple juice
1 splash grenadine syrup
1 oz whipped cream
Shake vigorously until frothy.
"Sex on the Beach"
1 oz vodka
3/4 oz peach schnapps
cranberry juice
grapefruit juice
"Oral Sex on the Beach"
1 oz vodka
1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
3 1/2 oz pineapple juice
"A Piece of Ass"
1 shot amaretto almond liqueur
1 shot Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
fill with sweet and sour mix
"Butt Plug (say what?!)"
6 oz Red Bull® energy drink
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
"Dirty Sanchez (um, no way jose)"
1/3 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1/3 oz Jose Cuervo® Especial gold tequila
1/3 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
"Pink Poontang"
3/4 oz vodka
3/4 oz creme de bananes
3/4 oz creme de almond
1 oz pineapple juice
1 oz sweet and sour mix
"Virgin Whore"
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz tequila
juice of 1/2 limes
1/2 oz apple juice
1/2 oz cranberry juice
2 drops red food coloring
2 drops blue food coloring
1 oz Kool-Aid® Lime mix
"White Cotton Panties"
1/2 oz butterscotch schnapps
1/2 oz vanilla vodka
These are just a few drinks that I have heard of in my time. I didn't want to scare too many by putting the "XXX-rated" drinks in here. As I researched some of these drinks and recipes, my mouth dropped open and my eyes almost popped out of my head at some of these names. By the end of my alcohol research, I had to remind myself of what I was researching!
Even if I decided to order a specific drink on my list, how would I go about ordering them? For example, if I were to order "White Cotton Panties," do I say can I please have A "white cotton panties" or can I please have SOME "white cotton panties?" In doing this, will the bartender then make me only one drink if I ask for SOME? It seems like a confusing prossess. What happens if I ask for "Sex on the Beach" and I'm not in a bar, however, in a resturant with a full bar? How would I order? Can I please have "Sex on the Beach?" I also have to be careful in what tone I order this in... I once went out with my girlfriends and the waiter thought we were hitting on him! Um, NO! We just want "sex on the beach!"
Personally, I wouldn't order many of these drinks. I'd probably turn beet red! There is a time and a place for these things.... um, drinks. Yeah, that's what I mean... drinks. However, many of these will NOT be a part of my vocabulary...ie, "butt plug," "pink poontang," "dirty sanchez," and many more. How do they come up with these?
ps. "Virgin Whore?" WTF?
I had a conversation with two different people in one hour about various alcoholic drinks. What is interesting to note is that I did not begin any of these conversations. With that being said, I am left sitting here to ponder my drinking possibilities.
Here are some drinks and their recipes (many of which were NOT recently discussed):
"Buttery Nipple"
1 oz DeKuyper® Buttershots liqueur
1/2 oz Irish cream
"Blow Job"
1/4 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1/2 oz amaretto almond liqueur
Pour into shot glass, top with whip cream.
"Creamy Sex on the Beach"
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz Malibu® coconut rum
1/2 oz peach schnapps
1 1/2 oz pineapple juice
1 splash grenadine syrup
1 oz whipped cream
Shake vigorously until frothy.
"Sex on the Beach"
1 oz vodka
3/4 oz peach schnapps
cranberry juice
grapefruit juice
"Oral Sex on the Beach"
1 oz vodka
1 oz peach schnapps
1 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
3 1/2 oz pineapple juice
"A Piece of Ass"
1 shot amaretto almond liqueur
1 shot Southern Comfort® peach liqueur
fill with sweet and sour mix
"Butt Plug (say what?!)"
6 oz Red Bull® energy drink
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz Blue Curacao liqueur
"Dirty Sanchez (um, no way jose)"
1/3 oz Bailey's® Irish cream
1/3 oz Jose Cuervo® Especial gold tequila
1/3 oz Kahlua® coffee liqueur
"Pink Poontang"
3/4 oz vodka
3/4 oz creme de bananes
3/4 oz creme de almond
1 oz pineapple juice
1 oz sweet and sour mix
"Virgin Whore"
1/2 oz vodka
1/2 oz tequila
juice of 1/2 limes
1/2 oz apple juice
1/2 oz cranberry juice
2 drops red food coloring
2 drops blue food coloring
1 oz Kool-Aid® Lime mix
"White Cotton Panties"
1/2 oz butterscotch schnapps
1/2 oz vanilla vodka
These are just a few drinks that I have heard of in my time. I didn't want to scare too many by putting the "XXX-rated" drinks in here. As I researched some of these drinks and recipes, my mouth dropped open and my eyes almost popped out of my head at some of these names. By the end of my alcohol research, I had to remind myself of what I was researching!
Even if I decided to order a specific drink on my list, how would I go about ordering them? For example, if I were to order "White Cotton Panties," do I say can I please have A "white cotton panties" or can I please have SOME "white cotton panties?" In doing this, will the bartender then make me only one drink if I ask for SOME? It seems like a confusing prossess. What happens if I ask for "Sex on the Beach" and I'm not in a bar, however, in a resturant with a full bar? How would I order? Can I please have "Sex on the Beach?" I also have to be careful in what tone I order this in... I once went out with my girlfriends and the waiter thought we were hitting on him! Um, NO! We just want "sex on the beach!"
Personally, I wouldn't order many of these drinks. I'd probably turn beet red! There is a time and a place for these things.... um, drinks. Yeah, that's what I mean... drinks. However, many of these will NOT be a part of my vocabulary...ie, "butt plug," "pink poontang," "dirty sanchez," and many more. How do they come up with these?
ps. "Virgin Whore?" WTF?
posted by Jenn & John at 7:42 PM
3 Comments:
LOL... this is like Seinfeld humour....
AS
"Hey bartender, what's the deal?
This 'Virgin Whore' is no good so I'll just have 'Sex On The Beach' with my girlfriend. Even the last drink you gave me was 'A Piece of Ass'. Oh nevermind, just give my girl a 'Buttery Nipple' and I'll take a nice 'Blow Job'.
Later I might ask for a little 'Pink Poontang' which will probably result in my girl having a nice 'Orgasm' anyway."
OMG, I love (lick-her?), (licker?), (liquor?).
No more "think before you drink" philosophies. Now it's "think before you order."
For the first time in my life my 'Orgasm' was 80 proof. :-) This is seriously disturbing stuff.
Later gator.
Thanks for the comments guys. As you can imagine, my imagination ran away with this one... tee hee
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