The Bachelor?
The Bachelor, this reality television show which has caught the eye of many Americans, drives me nuts. Seriously, what is wrong with these people? "I am so beautiful," says one of the not so pretty girls (in my opinion). This program is so ridiculous that it is recoculous. All of these women are "falling" for this one guy. What happens if the girl doesn't really like the guy? Does she play the game still? Would the girl feel the same way about another Joe if he was presented to her?
Women are idiots! I will admit it. "This is the city of LOOOOOVE." Ok, get real lady. You are on a reality show. Whose heart will NOT be broken seems to be the theme they run with. I can hear the jeopardy theme playing in the back of my head.
There are many things that piss me off about these shows. Women have come so far in the last 50 years or so. We are more than just homemakers. We have brains and are treated as equals, at least moreso now than before.
"I'm that girl that like... ya know, like has the most to offer!"
Sure you do sweetheart, sure you do. Just keep jumping up and down with that low cut dress. He is definitely impressed with YOUR brain(s).
Of course I saved the best quote for last...
"My eggs are rotting!"
My eggs are rotting? What the hell is wrong with you? This woman needs to be smacked... let me get my frying pan.
Women are idiots! I will admit it. "This is the city of LOOOOOVE." Ok, get real lady. You are on a reality show. Whose heart will NOT be broken seems to be the theme they run with. I can hear the jeopardy theme playing in the back of my head.
There are many things that piss me off about these shows. Women have come so far in the last 50 years or so. We are more than just homemakers. We have brains and are treated as equals, at least moreso now than before.
"I'm that girl that like... ya know, like has the most to offer!"
Sure you do sweetheart, sure you do. Just keep jumping up and down with that low cut dress. He is definitely impressed with YOUR brain(s).
Of course I saved the best quote for last...
"My eggs are rotting!"
My eggs are rotting? What the hell is wrong with you? This woman needs to be smacked... let me get my frying pan.
posted by Jenn & John at 12:08 AM
1 Comments:
These shows are not about love. I think the real genius in "The Bachelor," (and though I hate the show to upteenth degree,) is that it will appeal to both the absolute idiots and brainiacs. You may ask, how can this be so? It's because the women that have fairy tale fantasis of love and roman; of being swept away by a dashing gozillionaire man, will love the show because it fulfills ths fantasy. Also, many men will watch this, (as well as the smarter women out there,) and do as you do: LAUGH at how dumb these women are. I don't think this was a mistake, either, I think the people that write the show are very smart, knowing it will cater to people at the end of both spectrums, the very dumb and very stupid. It's shows that cater to the middle ground only that are the worst excuses of television.
Also, it's every man's dream to have 10 (or however many) very hot women jumping at the chance to be his wife. Men get a kick out of this ego boost. Tell most men, 'hey, that girl that likes you is fucking dumb as all hell, but she's finer than shit!' and he will take it as a compliment. Like I said, most men would. Not all. I of course would be offended...
Both sexes are fickle. My whole goal in life is to be the least fickle I possibly can. I hope it's working. Maybe then one day I won't end up on a show like 'the bachelorette,' vying for some dumb materialistic woman's (phony) heart...
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