are you kidding me? 4%?
This weekend was strange!!! Today kinda sucked. I was irritated by everyone and everything for most of the day. I just wanted to go home and be by myself. I'm not usually like that. I don't want to say it is PMS either because I like to think that I am perfect and don't go through that shit. I'm sure that is far from the truth. Needless to say, I came out of my irritated mood later in the day. My evening was nice. I hung out with a lot of friends who I don't get to see that often. We also had an interesting conversation. WOW....
To start, let me just say that all of this started from a magazine article. It spoke about self love, in other words, masterbation. Basically it read, most men do this kind of love'n at least a few times a week. According to a few of my men friends who were present during this conversation, that is the understatement of the year! Most men, according to them, do this act at least 10 times a week if not more. The funniest part about the article was when it compared masterbation to trimming the hairs in your nose. You know everyone does it, and it is just another task to attend to. It's just an added bonus that it happens to be enjoyable! Ok...nose hair compared to wacking off.....just doesn't seem right to me. The article also pointed out that 4% of men don't give themselves any self love'n at all. UM, there is no way that is true. There must be some stupid people out there to actually think women are going to believe that one...and 4% too! Ok, I'm guessing that ratio is more like .05%! According to the article,man has his arms at crotch level for a reason....I think they are right! What a kick! Definately a good source of entertainment for the evening!
I was able to have a few drinks with my bestfriend this weekend. Ang has never gotten drunk with me before, ever! We had so much fun! We ended up coming home, wasted and hungry. So she baked cookies while I made tamales at 2am!! Then we made a few calls, laughed a few laughs, and went to bed. All I can say is, I had a great time!!
To start, let me just say that all of this started from a magazine article. It spoke about self love, in other words, masterbation. Basically it read, most men do this kind of love'n at least a few times a week. According to a few of my men friends who were present during this conversation, that is the understatement of the year! Most men, according to them, do this act at least 10 times a week if not more. The funniest part about the article was when it compared masterbation to trimming the hairs in your nose. You know everyone does it, and it is just another task to attend to. It's just an added bonus that it happens to be enjoyable! Ok...nose hair compared to wacking off.....just doesn't seem right to me. The article also pointed out that 4% of men don't give themselves any self love'n at all. UM, there is no way that is true. There must be some stupid people out there to actually think women are going to believe that one...and 4% too! Ok, I'm guessing that ratio is more like .05%! According to the article,man has his arms at crotch level for a reason....I think they are right! What a kick! Definately a good source of entertainment for the evening!
I was able to have a few drinks with my bestfriend this weekend. Ang has never gotten drunk with me before, ever! We had so much fun! We ended up coming home, wasted and hungry. So she baked cookies while I made tamales at 2am!! Then we made a few calls, laughed a few laughs, and went to bed. All I can say is, I had a great time!!
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