A WILD weekend
This weekend has been sooooo much fun! On Friday night I ended up playing for this outside Christmas gathering at some apartment building. The highlight was the bag pipes! I wish I could play the bag pipes. Either that or the organ. The two parents on the music family. I ended up having a couple of drinks there after I played. It was nice to see some of the old people I use to hang out with. I then went to a very cozy video game dinner party. I will admit it now, that I really really suck at video games. It's too much to take in for this slow brain. We had great drinks and good company. Thanks Quyen! I did have a slight hang over though when I went to work the next morning!
Last night was wild. I ended up with a bunch of girls at City Walk. We went to Howl at the Moon. By the time we got there, it was about 12:30 so I didn't have much time to accomplish what I had gone there to do....drink drink drink! Well, the bartender seemed to like us and gave us a few free drinks....strong ass drinks. I can't tell you how many I had. I was a little surprised at the way they did shots. This little hooter's girl carrying drinks comes up to us and asks if we want a shot of southern comfort. Everyone was like yeah, maybe....so my dumbass gets my money out real quick. I noticed she had a large bottle of whip cream and thought she would just put a little on top. So she tells me she has to put the tray down and then she jumps on the bar. So, at this point I look like an idiot cause I don't know whats going on. Well, I was already almost completely drunk, so I was game for pretty much anything. So this girl is sitting on the bar and she says, "come here." I was a little standoffish, but I did it anyway. She then wraps her legs around me and pulls me up against her. She tilts my head back, pores whip cream in my mouth and then the shot. Mind you, she has her bossom in my face! That my friends is the closest I will ever come to a lesbian experience! Not for me....the girls were just laughing at me and the guys seemed to look all the more because it appeared that I seemed to be the only fucking girl in the bar to get a shot from this girl....ok, now im more educated on this shit....so when that chip'n dales guy comes up to me and wants to give me a shot, I'll be ready....wow, i just realized how perverse that was. I was also very impressed with the drunken games. They had two people, a girl and a guy get up on the stage. They did the whole, head...shoulders, knees and toes thingy. EXCEPT, for the girls it was boobs and butt, boobs and butt. The guy was nuts and butt. The guy took that one a little too far by flashing, but it was all good. I also seemed to go blind when I'm drunk....Jennifer Love Hewitt passed by, right in front of me several times and I didn't catch her. So, as my night came to an end, we all ended up back at my friends apartment where we entertained the neighbors with loud Christmas carols and I think I fell of the couch a few times. My friend, we'll just call him P Fo came to the rescue when we were starving at 3:30am. Good times good times. Tune in to next weeks program.......
Last night was wild. I ended up with a bunch of girls at City Walk. We went to Howl at the Moon. By the time we got there, it was about 12:30 so I didn't have much time to accomplish what I had gone there to do....drink drink drink! Well, the bartender seemed to like us and gave us a few free drinks....strong ass drinks. I can't tell you how many I had. I was a little surprised at the way they did shots. This little hooter's girl carrying drinks comes up to us and asks if we want a shot of southern comfort. Everyone was like yeah, maybe....so my dumbass gets my money out real quick. I noticed she had a large bottle of whip cream and thought she would just put a little on top. So she tells me she has to put the tray down and then she jumps on the bar. So, at this point I look like an idiot cause I don't know whats going on. Well, I was already almost completely drunk, so I was game for pretty much anything. So this girl is sitting on the bar and she says, "come here." I was a little standoffish, but I did it anyway. She then wraps her legs around me and pulls me up against her. She tilts my head back, pores whip cream in my mouth and then the shot. Mind you, she has her bossom in my face! That my friends is the closest I will ever come to a lesbian experience! Not for me....the girls were just laughing at me and the guys seemed to look all the more because it appeared that I seemed to be the only fucking girl in the bar to get a shot from this girl....ok, now im more educated on this shit....so when that chip'n dales guy comes up to me and wants to give me a shot, I'll be ready....wow, i just realized how perverse that was. I was also very impressed with the drunken games. They had two people, a girl and a guy get up on the stage. They did the whole, head...shoulders, knees and toes thingy. EXCEPT, for the girls it was boobs and butt, boobs and butt. The guy was nuts and butt. The guy took that one a little too far by flashing, but it was all good. I also seemed to go blind when I'm drunk....Jennifer Love Hewitt passed by, right in front of me several times and I didn't catch her. So, as my night came to an end, we all ended up back at my friends apartment where we entertained the neighbors with loud Christmas carols and I think I fell of the couch a few times. My friend, we'll just call him P Fo came to the rescue when we were starving at 3:30am. Good times good times. Tune in to next weeks program.......
posted by Jenn & John at 2:58 PM
2 Comments:
P FO?
Soon you'll be going to Spearmint Rhino instead of City Walk!!
Remeber that time I called you up pretending to be drunk, and that my car had been stolen? That was some funny ass shit. You're so gullible. Worse than I.
AS
I can't help it! I know I'm gullible. Don't you remember, it's the peppermint rhino! ;)
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