Sex on the Beach?
Saturday night.....
Men are so difficult to decode. The myself and my two best girlfriends went out. Our first stop was the mall. My conservative roomie and bestfriend decided that she wanted to be a little more daring. So first stop was Victoria's Secret. She bought some interesting stuff, and my other gal pal and I just gave opinions. Then we worked our way to Macy's because i'm looking for another performing outfit. I KNOW I KNOW....I have so many, but I need more. I couldn't find anything in the dress department that really said "sophisticated, yet gorgeous." Then we made our way down to the makeup department where I bought new foundation and I wanted to try a bronzer so I wouldn't look so pasty white on stage. Well, the women went a little crazy and I looked like I had put goggles on and had a bad sunburn. It looked so bad that when i turned to my two friends, they were shocked by it and started to laugh. I then looked in the mirror....oh my god...people were starring. The woman made me look so bad!!!! Like a freak! So, being the nice person that I am, I decided to wait until she was gone to ask the other lady to fix the problem. The other lady took one look at me and started laughing her ass off. Apparently I was the center attraction for the Macy's makeup counter. Well, finally I started to look somewhat back to normal, but not entirely. I spent the next 10minutes in the car trying to look normal. We then ended up at olive garden where I tried to get my roomie drunk. I've never ever seen her drunk in the 16 years that I've known her. Well, I think I was successful at least at getting her tipsy. LOL, she was quoting Scarface. She then asked the waiter for sex on the beach. She said it with such a look that he actually asked her if she wanted the drink! I was dying after that of course...I think the waiter tried to shhhh me too!!!!! I can't help it! Seriously!!!!! After her sex on the beach, she enjoyed the first round so much, she couldn't help but order a second round. Of course, the waiter played into all of this....The night ended back at my place where we watched tv and talked about how men can be so difficult and dumb sometimes.
So im kinda frustrated right now. Yes I will be the first one to admit that us women are difficult to deal with also. We have hidden meaning for things, we lie and say there is nothing wrong when there really is...etc etc. But I've kinda learned my lesson in that area.....just say it like it is. If you are upset, deal with it now rather than later. Ya know? If he said something to piss u off, be upfront with him and don't let it get bottled up and then one day you burst! Let me tell you, I use to be the queen of that little trait! But I've learned that a relationship works well so long as you COMMUNICATE! No games, no hidden meanings. OK, so we can't always help it with that hidden meaning thingy...it just comes natural sometimes. So I'm frustrated for my many friends who are going through this right now...dealing with boyfriends who just don't know what they want, because they haven't really voiced their wants and concerns. So lets start talk'n people!
Men are so difficult to decode. The myself and my two best girlfriends went out. Our first stop was the mall. My conservative roomie and bestfriend decided that she wanted to be a little more daring. So first stop was Victoria's Secret. She bought some interesting stuff, and my other gal pal and I just gave opinions. Then we worked our way to Macy's because i'm looking for another performing outfit. I KNOW I KNOW....I have so many, but I need more. I couldn't find anything in the dress department that really said "sophisticated, yet gorgeous." Then we made our way down to the makeup department where I bought new foundation and I wanted to try a bronzer so I wouldn't look so pasty white on stage. Well, the women went a little crazy and I looked like I had put goggles on and had a bad sunburn. It looked so bad that when i turned to my two friends, they were shocked by it and started to laugh. I then looked in the mirror....oh my god...people were starring. The woman made me look so bad!!!! Like a freak! So, being the nice person that I am, I decided to wait until she was gone to ask the other lady to fix the problem. The other lady took one look at me and started laughing her ass off. Apparently I was the center attraction for the Macy's makeup counter. Well, finally I started to look somewhat back to normal, but not entirely. I spent the next 10minutes in the car trying to look normal. We then ended up at olive garden where I tried to get my roomie drunk. I've never ever seen her drunk in the 16 years that I've known her. Well, I think I was successful at least at getting her tipsy. LOL, she was quoting Scarface. She then asked the waiter for sex on the beach. She said it with such a look that he actually asked her if she wanted the drink! I was dying after that of course...I think the waiter tried to shhhh me too!!!!! I can't help it! Seriously!!!!! After her sex on the beach, she enjoyed the first round so much, she couldn't help but order a second round. Of course, the waiter played into all of this....The night ended back at my place where we watched tv and talked about how men can be so difficult and dumb sometimes.
So im kinda frustrated right now. Yes I will be the first one to admit that us women are difficult to deal with also. We have hidden meaning for things, we lie and say there is nothing wrong when there really is...etc etc. But I've kinda learned my lesson in that area.....just say it like it is. If you are upset, deal with it now rather than later. Ya know? If he said something to piss u off, be upfront with him and don't let it get bottled up and then one day you burst! Let me tell you, I use to be the queen of that little trait! But I've learned that a relationship works well so long as you COMMUNICATE! No games, no hidden meanings. OK, so we can't always help it with that hidden meaning thingy...it just comes natural sometimes. So I'm frustrated for my many friends who are going through this right now...dealing with boyfriends who just don't know what they want, because they haven't really voiced their wants and concerns. So lets start talk'n people!
posted by Jenn & John at 11:15 PM
0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home