I'm One Smart Cookie!!!!!

I'm really intelligent!!!! I've been without my lovely glasses for quite some time now. It is difficult for me to see at night and I'm a horrible night driver because of it. Well, today I decided to print something out on the computer here at home. I tried to stick the damn paper in the printer and it just wouldn't go. WTF? So, as you can imagine, I'm jamming this load of paper into the printer, all the while getting frustrated. What a piece of shit. I never thought to look into the printer to see if something was obstructing the passage. You must understand, my mind is simple. However, I do realize that my eye glasses do NOT belong in the printer. Hmmmmm, I'm probably not the brightest star in the galaxy. Good news, I accomplished three things today... I updated my resume, I found my glasses and I got the printer to work!!!!! :)


(bows her head in shame)