old people and virgin drinkers

You know, old people can really drive you nuts. I was serving a bunch of old ladies today. My goodness, have you ever heard the saying "monkey see, monkey do?" Watch out....it's like they follow the leader...if one says, I want coffee, you better sneak that shit in without any of the others seeing it, otherwise I end up brewing coffee for a whole freak'n hour. A banquet of old ladies....oh my goodness, then if that wasn't bad enough, one of them saw me bring out extra food for this one lady...and well, that was the end. "well, if she gets to have extra, why can't I?" We fucking ran out, that's why! Damn old farts. But I have to be nice. I know one day I'm going to be the cranky old lady. Actually, I hope not to be. I swear no one every listens either. I ran back and forth, back and forth for this one group of people because they can't fucking hear what I say! However, i had some deaf customers today and they were wonderful! Nice people.

So, this weekend was the first time my bestfriend got drunk. And I didn't get to see it! Aw, I was disappointed. But I did get a call from her friend who informed me like 5 times what they were going to do. Then told me that my friend wasn't even close to being drunk. So Ang, my bestfriend, gets on the phone. Her speech is slurred, and she is speaking in the highest voice I've ever heard. It was entertaining.